document.write('\x3cmeta http-equiv=\x22x-dns-prefetch-control\x22 content=\x22off\x22/\x3e\x3col class=\x22tumblr_posts\x22\x3e\x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykoggqQAe1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22porcelain72:\x0a\x0athedailywhat:\x0a\x0aCreepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey\x26rsquo;s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.\x0aMakes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you\x26rsquo;ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.\x0a[neatorama.]\x0a\x0aI\x26rsquo;m reminded of the cover of Metallica\x26rsquo;s Load.\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3e\x3ca href=\x22http://porcelain72.tumblr.com/post/16741519264/thedailywhat-creepy-cocktail-of-the-day-the\x22 class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22\x3eporcelain72\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x3cp\x3e\x3ca class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22 href=\x22http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/16706655871/creepy-cocktail-of-the-day-the-alien-brain\x22\x3ethedailywhat\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3cstrong\x3eCreepy Cocktail of the Day:\x3c/strong\x3e The \x3ca href=\x22http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink11282.html\x22\x3eAlien Brain Hemorrhage\x3c/a\x3e contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey\u2019s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eMakes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you\u2019ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e[\x3ca href=\x22http://www.neatorama.com/2012/01/28/cocktail-alien-brain-hemorrhage/\x22\x3eneatorama\x3c/a\x3e.]\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eI\u2019m reminded of 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     \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3ciframe width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22300\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bd2k_916ziQ?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3e\x3ca href=\x22http://oberstcult.tumblr.com/post/14458068880/the-sky-under-the-sea-the-animation-is-just\x22 class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22\x3eoberstcult\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x3cp\x3e\x3ca class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22 href=\x22http://the--sky-under-the-sea.tumblr.com/post/14456134063/the-animation-is-just-beautiful-with-the-song-its\x22\x3ethe\u2014sky-under-the-sea\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eThe animation is just beautiful with the song\u2026it\u2019s just beautiful all together.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnihgv3CE1qg4ukwo1_400.png\x22 alt=\x22\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a          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href=\x22http://biostatisticsryangosling.tumblr.com/post/13782290532/thanks-for-the-idea-jrm\x22 class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22\x3ebiostatisticsryangosling\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x3cp\x3eThanks for the idea JRM!\x3c/p\x3e\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3ciframe width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22225\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/w68qZ8JvBds?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x0a  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\x3ca href=\x22http://e-l-o-p-e.tumblr.com/post/14004151267\x22 title=\x22e-l-o-p-e\x22\x3ee-l-o-p-e\x3c/a\x3e, via \x3ca href=\'http://effyeahryangosling.tumblr.com/post/14006122328\'\x3eeffyeahryangosling\x3c/a\x3e)\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_link_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3ca href=\x22http://www.last.fm/user/geeveecatullus/charts?charttype=weekly\x26amp;date_to=1319976000\x22 class=\x22tumblr_link\x22 \x3eMy Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30)\x3c/a\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_description\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3col\x3e\x3cli\x3e\x0a\x3ca rel=\x22nofollow\x22 target=\x22_blank\x22 href=\x22http://www.last.fm/music/Wilco\x22\x3eWilco (1)\x3c/a\x3e \x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3e\x0a\x3ca rel=\x22nofollow\x22 target=\x22_blank\x22 href=\x22http://www.last.fm/music/Frog+Eyes\x22\x3eFrog Eyes (1)\x3c/a\x3e \x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3e\x0a\x3ca rel=\x22nofollow\x22 target=\x22_blank\x22 href=\x22http://www.last.fm/music/Arab+Strap\x22\x3eArab Strap (1)\x3c/a\x3e \x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3e\x0a\x3ca rel=\x22nofollow\x22 target=\x22_blank\x22 href=\x22http://www.last.fm/music/Milky\x22\x3eMilky (1)\x3c/a\x3e \x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3cli\x3e\x0a\x3ca rel=\x22nofollow\x22 target=\x22_blank\x22 href=\x22http://www.last.fm/music/The%2BDuke%2B%2526%2BThe%2BKing\x22\x3eThe Duke \x26amp; The King (1)\x3c/a\x3e \x3c/li\x3e\x0a\x3c/ol\x3e\x3cp\x3eImported from \x3ca rel=\x22nofollow\x22 target=\x22_blank\x22 href=\x22http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists\x22\x3eLast.fm Tumblr\x3c/a\x3e by \x3ca rel=\x22nofollow\x22 target=\x22_blank\x22 href=\x22http://joelaz.com\x22\x3eJoeLaz\x3c/a\x3e\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltiexd9nzR1qmf9gqo1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22animalstalkinginallcaps:\x0a\x0aTHANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION REGARDING MY EYELINER, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN A COUPLE THINGS TO YOU:\x0a1. I DON\x26rsquo;T WEAR IT FOR YOU, NOR DO I PICK OUT MY OUTFITS BASED ON WHAT I THINK MEN WILL LIKE. YOUR CONSTANT OGLING HAS NO BEARING ON MY DECISION TO FLATTER MY FIGURE OR ENHANCE MY NATURAL FEATURES WITH BEAUTY PRODUCTS. THAT IS YOUR GENDER\x26rsquo;S CONSTANT MISGUIDED PERCEPTION.\x0a2. YOU DON\x26rsquo;T LIKE \x26ldquo;WOMEN WHO DON\x26rsquo;T WEAR MAKEUP.\x26rdquo; YOU LIKE WOMEN WHO ARE WEARING CONCEALER AND BARE ESCENTUALS FOUNDATION CAREFULLY BLENDED INTO THEIR NECKLINE, CHEEKS TINTED LIGHTLY WITH SOFT ROSY CREAM BLUSH, EYESHADOW ONE SHADE DARKER THAN THEIR FOUNDATION, EYELASHES DOTTED WITH GREY PENCIL AND LIPS THAT HAVE BEEN ENHANCED WITH A LIGHT BERRY GLOSS.\x0aTHAT\x26rsquo;S PROBABLY $200 WORTH OF CREAMS AND POWDERS AND TAKES MORE TIME TO APPLY THAN YOUR ENTIRE \x26lsquo;SHIT, SHOWER AND SHAVE\x26rsquo; ROUTINE, ALL SO ASSHOLES LIKE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT \x26lsquo;NATURAL BEAUTY\x26rsquo; WHILE WE\x26rsquo;RE WAITING FOR A DAMNED BUS.\x0a3. EVEN IF I HONESTLY CARED ABOUT YOUR AMATEUR MAKEUP CRITIQUES I WOULDN\x26rsquo;T IN A MILLION YEARS GO OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU\x26rsquo;RE AN IGNORANT, BALDING FASHION CASUALTY WITH NOODLE ARMS AND A BEER GUT WHO CAN\x26rsquo;T KEEP HIS EYES OR OPINIONS TO HIMSELF.\x26nbsp;\x0aIF YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME I\x26rsquo;M GOING TO SHOVE YOUR SANDALS UP YOUR ASS AND YOU CAN WADDLE HOME IN YOUR SOCKS.\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3e\x3ca href=\x22http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/11851340713/thank-you-for-your-opinion-regarding-my-eyeliner\x22 class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22\x3eanimalstalkinginallcaps\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x3cp\x3eTHANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION REGARDING MY EYELINER, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN A COUPLE THINGS TO YOU:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e1. I DON\u2019T WEAR IT FOR YOU, NOR DO I PICK OUT MY OUTFITS BASED ON WHAT I THINK MEN WILL LIKE. YOUR CONSTANT OGLING HAS NO BEARING ON MY DECISION TO FLATTER MY FIGURE OR ENHANCE MY NATURAL FEATURES WITH BEAUTY PRODUCTS. THAT IS YOUR GENDER\u2019S CONSTANT MISGUIDED PERCEPTION.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e2. YOU DON\u2019T LIKE \u201cWOMEN WHO DON\u2019T WEAR MAKEUP.\u201d YOU LIKE WOMEN WHO ARE WEARING CONCEALER AND BARE ESCENTUALS FOUNDATION CAREFULLY BLENDED INTO THEIR NECKLINE, CHEEKS TINTED LIGHTLY WITH SOFT ROSY CREAM BLUSH, EYESHADOW ONE SHADE DARKER THAN THEIR FOUNDATION, EYELASHES DOTTED WITH GREY PENCIL AND LIPS THAT HAVE BEEN ENHANCED WITH A LIGHT BERRY GLOSS.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eTHAT\u2019S PROBABLY $200 WORTH OF CREAMS AND POWDERS AND TAKES MORE TIME TO APPLY THAN YOUR ENTIRE \u2018SHIT, SHOWER AND SHAVE\u2019 ROUTINE, ALL SO ASSHOLES LIKE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT \u2018NATURAL BEAUTY\u2019 WHILE WE\u2019RE WAITING FOR A DAMNED BUS.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e3. EVEN IF I HONESTLY CARED ABOUT YOUR AMATEUR MAKEUP CRITIQUES I WOULDN\u2019T IN A MILLION YEARS GO OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU\u2019RE AN IGNORANT, BALDING FASHION CASUALTY WITH NOODLE ARMS AND A BEER GUT WHO CAN\u2019T KEEP HIS EYES OR OPINIONS TO HIMSELF.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eIF YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME I\u2019M GOING TO SHOVE YOUR SANDALS UP YOUR ASS AND YOU CAN WADDLE HOME IN YOUR SOCKS.\x3c/p\x3e\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a\x3c/ol\x3e');